Some progress...

So... I decided to start to read for fridays exam. Suddenly I felt the urge to watch a crappy documentary about a british soldier (that dude was on special ops or something something), who changed sex. Really... REALLY... Is there honestly anyone who gives a rats rear end about this kind of stuff? Apparently me, if it just keeps me from studying...

Here's a documentary I'd watch: "Help me! I changed my sex from male to female and became a lesbian!". Cause, theres just something wrong, if you're gay and you change sex from male to female. Doesn't it mean you're straight again? Call me old fashioned but if you're born a dude, a dude you should be till kingdom come.

I've always wondered, if I'd be a good comedian... Not that I think myself as a funny guy, or a guy who has a lot on insight. Mainly cause I want to be that funny guy, you know that guy.. The one who always cracks people up. -Lost my thought, damn you YouTube!!! I need a cigarette - Where was I? Something about being funny... Well, guess it's not my cup of tee. Atleast in the sence of performing or even trying.

Perfectionism - Everytime I write here in english, I have an dictionary open next to me. It's kinda funny to check the spelling to words like always (or was it allways...). There must be something wrong with me, when I put so much effort to writing this and neglect so many more "important" things. 

Last note of the day! This is from a bit by earlier mentioned Demetri Martin: "Everything is pocket size, if your ass is big enough." GO FATTIES!!!